A joke

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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides
to give them a test He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money
on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
$5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.
 
Heh!!! Yeah, and you see them poor bastards spending all their time in the Garage or at work to avoid the evil beasty she became...

Funny Stuff Man..
 
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl
named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a
safety
violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
of
it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir,
did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the

bobo goes underneath the horse, not on top.
 
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