Recent content by Bruce Bell

If I was the cop, I would of reloaded, and unloaded again. Maybe several times. No scumbag drug addict going to ruin my life. If he wanted suicide by cop I'd grant his wish.

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The average life expectancy in the United States was forty-seven. Only 14 percent of the homes in the United States had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. Unbelievable expensive...

A young man was strolling down a street in South London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a knot...

They think they are birds

Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas .. A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX . He decides to...

Children writing about the ocean. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6 ) 2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent...

A guy sitting at a bar next to an older woman . She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a “Sportsman’s Doubleâ€￾...

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.... Over the course of the...

Oh, this isn't me. I work for my food.

This is what's happening in Maine. What do you think?

America, created by geniuses; run by idiots You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally. ====================================\ You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You have to...

US navy destroyers and cruisers in action - YouTube

This one will ruin your day. Stethem (DDG 63) SM-2 missile launch - YouTube[/url]

5 inch gun (Mk 45) lightweight gun - YouTube[/url]