Wreck on the way to work today

[vman1300]

What a nightmare!

I had a wreck on the way to work today.

I rear-ended someone at the traffic light.

So the guy gets out of his car and he's a dwarf.

He says "I'm not happy..."

I said "Which one are you then?"

 

[mymaster]

Your bad

 

[omslaw]

Had me going there for a sec, Kev!


I started to think about the damage your F-250 did to the other guy!

 

[Powers739]

Good one!

I hate it when that happens...

 

[ks-waterbug]

To funny my brother....

 

[05BusaLe]

Didn't I just hear that one on here, think something to do with a bus driver?



Still funny though!

 

[hayadooin]

Grumpy?

 

[yamahor]

Hey kev, that brings up another question...

Okay, I'm in 6'10" as most of you know... I ain't small by any stretch...

Well, I'm in love with these 2 dwarf girls... My question is...



If I were to marry both of them, would it be bigomy?


Get it? Big of me? I crack myself up, even if I am the only one laughing...

 

[05BusaLe]

(yamahor @ Jul. 05 2007,14:58) Hey kev, that brings up another question...

Okay, I'm in 6'10" as most of you know... I ain't small by any stretch...

Well, I'm in love with these 2 dwarf girls... My question is...



If I were to marry both of them, would it be bigomy?


Get it? Big of me? I crack myself up, even if I am the only one laughing...

 

[Rayabusa0818]

Reeled me in

 

[MC MUSTANG]

(omslaw @ Jul. 05 2007,13:43)

Had me going there for a sec, Kev!


I started to think about the damage your F-250 did to the other guy!

I know what damage his F-250 did to me!

 

[inthexring]

I told the same joke around here and they didn't get it, funny

 

[BlueHaya]

ba doom poom...chee.

 

[BusaBret]

wrong but

 

[proud dad]

must of been Grumpy

 

[ToyKraz]

 

[forceofnature]

Nah it was sleepy why else would you rear end someone at a light LOL

 

[heavybusa]

LMAO!!!!! That was hilarious!!!!

 

[HRJR]

This is a strange place....

 

[semi]

(MC MUSTANG @ Jul. 05 2007,14:16)

(omslaw @ Jul. 05 2007,13:43)

Had me going there for a sec, Kev!


I started to think about the damage your F-250 did to the other guy!

I know what damage his F-250 did to me!  

by the way vman, that's just not right