When good intentions go bad

[turbojonn]

So my wife asks me if she can die my hair. She's wanted to for years and I, like the man I am, always said "no way, you're not touching my hair!". Last night I caved, We've been married for 14 years and I thought it would be a giving jesture of trust, and look what happened!!! Talk about a bad hair day! I look like a bad televangelist, maybe a kid toucher, G.I. Joe doll, etc.
So now, tail between my legs, off I go to (this is so embarrassing) a SALON to get my HAIR DONE. Now I'm that guy that makes you pull your kids closer when I walk by. I kind of have that 'adult paperboy' look to me. I also have that 'about to have a coronary' red faced look too.
For now I'll just turn the car mirrors so I can't see myself and try to avoid eye contact with anybody. Thanks God I'm not still in High School, I'd be gettin' beat up for sure.

 

[BiG-T]

The expression on your face is priceless!

 

[MC MUSTANG]

There's a song in my head - it goes, "Kinko, Kinko the kid loving clown..."
I doesn't look that bad - Oh man, I can't even type with a straight face.

Just kidding man, but you're right about the high school thing!  Good luck!  Yet another reason not to let my wife touch my hair...

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[HRJR]

It doesn't look that bad.

 

[gwhunran]

its not bad. why not post a before and after pic

 

[Tree]

You can all ways tell your wife "bald is beautifull."

 

[bigdr]

It doesn't look that bad.

TJ..Don't listen to him....Hahaha You look like a freak..

Thats a classic...

 

[TheWheelman]

yup....

-WHEELMAN

 

[MC MUSTANG]

It doesn't look that bad.

TJ..Don't listen to him....Hahaha You look like a freak..  

 

Thats a classic...

Wow, that was off the top rope!

 

[LadyHawk]

Ummm..
yeahhhhh..

It... uh.... umm.. ahhhh.....



Yeah.

I guess, it ...uh... could be worse.

Somehow.

 

[ozz]

Just put some round-up in your shampoo and 10 days later you will be good to go

just kidd'in, it don't look bad, your just not used to it...besides, maybe you can work the ol lady for some goodies for the busa by claiming she owes ya for pain and suffering

 

[Fugly]

What the hell did you do to your wife dude. She was obviously POed when she, "Colored" your hair. I really can't talk at least you have hair. LOL

 

[MC MUSTANG]

Just put some round-up in your shampoo and 10 days later you will be good to go

 

   just kidd'in,  it don't look bad,  your just not used to it...besides,  maybe you can work the ol lady for some goodies for the busa by claiming she owes ya for pain and suffering  

 

 

Yes! Mental anguish! That ought to be good for some new rearsets, maybe even brembos!
Go with it Brotha!

 

[stkr00]

You may want to give this a thought...

 

[VaBusa]

Ummm..
yeahhhhh..

It... uh.... umm.. ahhhh.....



Yeah.

I guess, it ...uh... could be worse.

 Somehow.

What she said...

That look though, that's priceless! Poor guy...what have you learned here? DON'T let the wife touch the hair ever again!

 

[mjn]

I have lived that dream buddy!! I met my wonderful wife when she was 16, the yr she graduated from High school, she went to beauty school....

I became her guinea pig for the next few yrs. Perms, funky cuts, colored streaks....its amazing what even a redneck will do for love!!!

The good news is she got very proficient at it. Haven't had to go anywhere other than our kitchen for a haircut in 25 yrs!

 

[Big Tuna]

 

[moeluv]

one suggestion: a biggg hat!!

 

[Wag]

Thanks God I'm not still in High School, I'd be gettin' beat up for sure.

I don't even know you and *I* wanna beat you up.

I'm kidding!!! Just kidding!!!

Seriously, I feel your pain. I had WHITE hair as a kid growing up and I used to get beat up all the time.

Go get that fixed PRONTO!!!

--Wag--

 

[BigDiesel]

dude thanx for reminding me why I shave my head