Some of you Busa Bastid's...sorry, Busa Brother's may be in the same boat as Ol'Rubb. U live in an' apartment,condo,vacant lot or homeless shelter. Myself,I have far too much pride for that style of living. I secured this sweet "crib" a few months back.
Anyway...so you've got no place to wash your bike. You try phoning a few friends,see if they can help you out,but soon find out that guys like @hayabuser just are'nt taking yer calls any more.
So,ya gotta pull yerself up by yer rubber boots and git 'er done anyway. Public car wash. I know,no water pressure,4 bucks a cycle,bay smells like urine...
Well, sukk it up princess. All you need is one of them flexible,collapsible buckets. Fits right in yer backpack along with yer scrubbin' tools.
Ta Da....
So now you are leaps and bounds ahead of the other homeless Busa bastids right. So ya wheel her into the wash bay. Turn the pressure wand to "brush" and fill yer bucket (for hand scrubbin'). Then you are good to "soap her up." Be carefull here,you don't actually touch yer sweet paint with that gravel and oil encrusted brush head. You "hover"...you know,like when you use a public toilet.
OK,foam her up. I like to wear my speedo's and give myself a little TLC at the same time.
All nice an' soapy...
Oh ya...almost forgot...whats the one thing these public wash bays all have? Well,I'm glad you asked. Floor drain. Sweet. Now yer Busa is smokin hot from just eluding police right...so...warm motor...floor drain...
You know it... oil change time. Touchdown right. Also,clean and lube chain,etc.
Fresh oil,squeeky clean,GTG right. Now I couldn't be bothered with one of them chamois-y things,nope. Fire her up,hit the hi-way...air-dry. Done.
Back in the hood,you are the super star again.
Tune in next week for another episode of "Rubb's Tips fo Easy Livin"
Rubb.
Anyway...so you've got no place to wash your bike. You try phoning a few friends,see if they can help you out,but soon find out that guys like @hayabuser just are'nt taking yer calls any more.
So,ya gotta pull yerself up by yer rubber boots and git 'er done anyway. Public car wash. I know,no water pressure,4 bucks a cycle,bay smells like urine...
Well, sukk it up princess. All you need is one of them flexible,collapsible buckets. Fits right in yer backpack along with yer scrubbin' tools.
Ta Da....
So now you are leaps and bounds ahead of the other homeless Busa bastids right. So ya wheel her into the wash bay. Turn the pressure wand to "brush" and fill yer bucket (for hand scrubbin'). Then you are good to "soap her up." Be carefull here,you don't actually touch yer sweet paint with that gravel and oil encrusted brush head. You "hover"...you know,like when you use a public toilet.
OK,foam her up. I like to wear my speedo's and give myself a little TLC at the same time.
All nice an' soapy...
Oh ya...almost forgot...whats the one thing these public wash bays all have? Well,I'm glad you asked. Floor drain. Sweet. Now yer Busa is smokin hot from just eluding police right...so...warm motor...floor drain...
You know it... oil change time. Touchdown right. Also,clean and lube chain,etc.
Fresh oil,squeeky clean,GTG right. Now I couldn't be bothered with one of them chamois-y things,nope. Fire her up,hit the hi-way...air-dry. Done.
Back in the hood,you are the super star again.
Tune in next week for another episode of "Rubb's Tips fo Easy Livin"
Rubb.
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