A husband walked into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $95 to $500 in
price, the more sheer, higher the price.
Naturally, he opted for the most sheer item, paid the $500, and took it
home. He presented it to his wife and asked her to go upstairs, put it on,
and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thought, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as
well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return
it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose. The husband
said, "Good grief! You'd think for $500, they would at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral Thursday...
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $95 to $500 in
price, the more sheer, higher the price.
Naturally, he opted for the most sheer item, paid the $500, and took it
home. He presented it to his wife and asked her to go upstairs, put it on,
and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thought, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as
well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return
it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose. The husband
said, "Good grief! You'd think for $500, they would at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral Thursday...
