Thought you'd seen everything while riding?

I have actually been hit by lighting twice. Thankfully grounded, I did get more Grey hair and was tossed about 50 feet. Thank god for being alive and never being hit between my legs.
 
HA! I gotcher' "Crotch Rocket" right here!
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There once was a man from Crass

Who's ballz were made of brass

He'd cling them together

and make stormy weather

Then lightning shot from his...?
 
If that happened to me I would want some kind of special powers as a result. I'd get a tight outfit and a cape with SP on it.
 
The doctor told him his deal would be fine? I wouldn't need a doctor I would have been checking the deal out right after it happened while I was still laying in my own piss on the side of the road. Anyone else agree?
 
I am ROFLMAO with tears streaming down after reading the limerick and then of course the stipulation of wanting special powers after going through that! Too Funny guys...
 
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