The Perfect Women

Someone say perfect woman... :laugh:

kim-kardashian.jpg
 
If it wasn't for the poonani, there's be a bounty on you all!:rofl:
 
Understanding men is easy, were driven by simple basic needs (the dog philosophy)
one switch...
Women on the other hand...???

I go to home depot with the wife to get PAINT. (read again PAINT...PAINT)
I leave her for 3 min. tops. I find her with a huge roll of floortile on the
flatbed buggy...."that's NOT paint" I say...."oh I know but...." ???
"WE need to put some new tile down in the bathroom." she says.
"WE...don't know how to lay tile...I...know how to lay tile."

and yet, when the day comes...the woman who has never layed tile in her life
decides I need to be supervised :laugh:

Back at home depot again...the wife is talking to an employee about
ceramic tile for the kitchen...she then spouts out she wants a diamond
shape in the middle :duh: "oh come on, it can't be that hard"...

I got lots more but....I wont.

I HATE homedepot :moon:


Thank you. I'm not alone...

:rofl: Men always have excuses!!!! :laugh:

Underneath it all, it's always the same one though.

She's right I'm dumb and I have bad taste... that's how I ended up with her.
:moon:

If it wasn't for the poonani, there's be a bounty on you all!:rofl:

Are you talking about bread and paper towels? No wait, that's punani bread...

I want a do over! :duh:
 
Back
Top