That'll Teach You!

[Scar]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'





Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your twin sister whipped my butt with wet celery???'





She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

 

[rubber2burn]

I guess at that point you open mouth and insert foot

 

[proud dad]

 

[solarbarack]

Ouch!!!!

 

[vman1300]

doh!

 

[Busa Jules]

 AND I'M A TEACHER!!!

I say that to parents all the time. Like "You're one my kids dads aren't you?"... I never thought it couldbe taken THAT way! People are probably thinking "Man she doesn't know her her children's father(s) are?

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I do tell ppl all the time though when they ask me if I have kids I say "Yeah 80 of them every day"

 

[frisbee]

That could be pretty funny !

 

[pbghost]

 

[darth frosty]

 

[PADEROLIS]

Too funny, nuff said!

 

[BlueHaya]

 

[big jim]

I like it.

 

[Rayabusa0818]

That's funny