Not again.

[newman]

Lynne's getting new sofas on Friday and rearranging the lounge AGAIN.
As soon as I get used to it she changes it about again.
Helping her get the old sofas out into the garden Friday morning.
Then she kicks me out all day because I annoy her being around when she does stuff like this.
The good news is I'm going down the pub all day.

Me and my Daughter had to talk her out of redecorating a few moths back.
Her excuse "That wallpaper has been up there four years you know".
Me "It's bloody expensive so it's going to stay up there"

I'm glad she got expensive solid wood furniture as well as she'd be going on about replacing that as well.
I got told off for buying a 50" television as she had planed the furniture around getting a 42" one and the 50" one sticks out over the tv unit.
She just called me a bastid.

She is lovely though, one of the best thing that has ever happened to me meeting her.

 

[RedBusarider]

Didn't you get a dangerous pet recently?
Did you check the old sofa for pet damage? Maybe she is trying to sneak any damage to the old sofa
by you before you notice it.

I'm sure you have heard of - Happy wife = Happy life.
So if it makes her happy and you can afford it - might as well grin and bare it.

Just think of her rearranging things as keeping life interesting.

 

[dadofthree]

Well the best marital advise I ever received was argue naked

 

[RedBusarider]

Well the best marital advise I ever received was argue naked

If you can get her to take off her clothes while she is mad at you - then you sir are one of a kind.

 

[semi]

Well the best marital advise I ever received was argue naked

whoever gave you that advice has obviously never been in a relationship with one of my ex-wives! when they got mad, it was time to put on a flak jacket and steel cup and head to the hills for a while