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New direction?
>
> The Democrats have promised "A New Direction For America."
>
> The stock market is at a new all-time.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Oil prices are plummeting.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Taxes are at 20 year lows.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted last year.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not
> surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al-Qaeda's top
> dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British
> Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets
> being
> exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the
> anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq
> was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as
> President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the
> region
> are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding
> into Iraq
> in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than
> boarding planes
> and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Now, let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:
>
> The economy to go South
> Illegals to go North
> Taxes to go Up
> Employment to go Down
> Terrorism to come In
> Tax breaks to go Out
> Social Security to go away
> Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone
>
> But what the heck !
>
> I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K,
> Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a
> comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration
> Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On
> Demand Plan,
> Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to
> the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted
> from the French
> Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as
> We Are
> Plan. I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.
>
> Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able
> to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians
> are thinking of me and my welfare.
>
> The Democrats have promised "A New Direction For America."
>
> The stock market is at a new all-time.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Oil prices are plummeting.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Taxes are at 20 year lows.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted last year.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not
> surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al-Qaeda's top
> dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British
> Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets
> being
> exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the
> anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq
> was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as
> President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the
> region
> are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding
> into Iraq
> in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than
> boarding planes
> and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
> A new direction from there means, what?
>
> Now, let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:
>
> The economy to go South
> Illegals to go North
> Taxes to go Up
> Employment to go Down
> Terrorism to come In
> Tax breaks to go Out
> Social Security to go away
> Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone
>
> But what the heck !
>
> I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K,
> Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a
> comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration
> Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On
> Demand Plan,
> Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to
> the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted
> from the French
> Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as
> We Are
> Plan. I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.
>
> Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able
> to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians
> are thinking of me and my welfare.
