BigBadDodge
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Cant live with em...cant shoot em
So my birthday is monday, i'm not big on events and holidays, just another day for me, i dont care lol!!Drama started last week when my mom asks well when are you guys coming down monday, they live 35 miles south of us and we go down there for all the family events so i go well we were just gonna do it up here at our place. Well we're more central for your brother and sister, yea well by the time i get down there its almost 630pm then i gotta drive back up late and get up for work at 330. Plus the wifes mom and grandma wanted to come and they are right in between. Ok fine problem solved she's mad but they're all coming up here.
So wife asks me what i want to eat, now i'm also trying to keep everyone in mind. Sister and her family are the "all natural" type and dont eat steaks, fast food etc (normal people food)
Brother will eat whatevers in the general area but his wife does modeling and what not and doesnt eat anything greasy or real unhealthy, so that rules out pizza etc.
Hmmm i have an idea, why not order one of them big 6ft sandwiches from walmart, nice and fresh and amazing bread!!!!
So wife calls my mom to ask her if she wants to bring some mac salad, potato salad etc. My mom goes well we were gonna stop and get peppinos pizza on the way up. Wife goes well he wants a big sandwich and that way everyone can enjoy the food and what not. (peppinos is AMAZING pizza if your into the super greasy unhealthy mall pizza)
I'm at work when this all goes down, walking out to the parking lot my dad calls wanting to know why my moms all in a uproar and saying she's not coming up. Tell him i'll call him back and call the wife(figuring she's the suspect). She explains all above so i call my dad back, his thoughts are the same as mine who the hell cares and why's everyone up in arms over a birthday dinner:wtf:
Finally talk to my mom today to get her calmed down and she lets me have it lol I go what is the big deal here, well its a special day we should go someplace nice or have a good meal not some sandwich from walmart...thats just white trash.
Really mom thats white trash, if you havent noticed i kinda am white trash, proudly from my dads redneck southern side. If everyones coming up might as well get something everyone is gonna eat. She finally calms down and see's it my way. She asks what kind of cake do you want. Well kristy(my wife) is gonna make one....So she hangs up and we're back at square one again. I think maybe i just wont go to my own get together...Me and the stretched fatty will take off for a few hours
Rant over
So my birthday is monday, i'm not big on events and holidays, just another day for me, i dont care lol!!Drama started last week when my mom asks well when are you guys coming down monday, they live 35 miles south of us and we go down there for all the family events so i go well we were just gonna do it up here at our place. Well we're more central for your brother and sister, yea well by the time i get down there its almost 630pm then i gotta drive back up late and get up for work at 330. Plus the wifes mom and grandma wanted to come and they are right in between. Ok fine problem solved she's mad but they're all coming up here.
So wife asks me what i want to eat, now i'm also trying to keep everyone in mind. Sister and her family are the "all natural" type and dont eat steaks, fast food etc (normal people food)
Brother will eat whatevers in the general area but his wife does modeling and what not and doesnt eat anything greasy or real unhealthy, so that rules out pizza etc.
Hmmm i have an idea, why not order one of them big 6ft sandwiches from walmart, nice and fresh and amazing bread!!!!
So wife calls my mom to ask her if she wants to bring some mac salad, potato salad etc. My mom goes well we were gonna stop and get peppinos pizza on the way up. Wife goes well he wants a big sandwich and that way everyone can enjoy the food and what not. (peppinos is AMAZING pizza if your into the super greasy unhealthy mall pizza)
I'm at work when this all goes down, walking out to the parking lot my dad calls wanting to know why my moms all in a uproar and saying she's not coming up. Tell him i'll call him back and call the wife(figuring she's the suspect). She explains all above so i call my dad back, his thoughts are the same as mine who the hell cares and why's everyone up in arms over a birthday dinner:wtf:
Finally talk to my mom today to get her calmed down and she lets me have it lol I go what is the big deal here, well its a special day we should go someplace nice or have a good meal not some sandwich from walmart...thats just white trash.
Really mom thats white trash, if you havent noticed i kinda am white trash, proudly from my dads redneck southern side. If everyones coming up might as well get something everyone is gonna eat. She finally calms down and see's it my way. She asks what kind of cake do you want. Well kristy(my wife) is gonna make one....So she hangs up and we're back at square one again. I think maybe i just wont go to my own get together...Me and the stretched fatty will take off for a few hours
Rant over