My family

[BigBadDodge]

Cant live with em...cant shoot em

So my birthday is monday, i'm not big on events and holidays, just another day for me, i dont care lol!!Drama started last week when my mom asks well when are you guys coming down monday, they live 35 miles south of us and we go down there for all the family events so i go well we were just gonna do it up here at our place. Well we're more central for your brother and sister, yea well by the time i get down there its almost 630pm then i gotta drive back up late and get up for work at 330. Plus the wifes mom and grandma wanted to come and they are right in between. Ok fine problem solved she's mad but they're all coming up here.

So wife asks me what i want to eat, now i'm also trying to keep everyone in mind. Sister and her family are the "all natural" type and dont eat steaks, fast food etc (normal people food)
Brother will eat whatevers in the general area but his wife does modeling and what not and doesnt eat anything greasy or real unhealthy, so that rules out pizza etc.
Hmmm i have an idea, why not order one of them big 6ft sandwiches from walmart, nice and fresh and amazing bread!!!!
So wife calls my mom to ask her if she wants to bring some mac salad, potato salad etc. My mom goes well we were gonna stop and get peppinos pizza on the way up. Wife goes well he wants a big sandwich and that way everyone can enjoy the food and what not. (peppinos is AMAZING pizza if your into the super greasy unhealthy mall pizza)

I'm at work when this all goes down, walking out to the parking lot my dad calls wanting to know why my moms all in a uproar and saying she's not coming up. Tell him i'll call him back and call the wife(figuring she's the suspect). She explains all above so i call my dad back, his thoughts are the same as mine who the hell cares and why's everyone up in arms over a birthday dinner:wtf:

Finally talk to my mom today to get her calmed down and she lets me have it lol I go what is the big deal here, well its a special day we should go someplace nice or have a good meal not some sandwich from walmart...thats just white trash.
Really mom thats white trash, if you havent noticed i kinda am white trash, proudly from my dads redneck southern side. If everyones coming up might as well get something everyone is gonna eat. She finally calms down and see's it my way. She asks what kind of cake do you want. Well kristy(my wife) is gonna make one....So she hangs up and we're back at square one again. I think maybe i just wont go to my own get together...Me and the stretched fatty will take off for a few hours

Rant over

 

[SGTSARV]

Well happy birthday!

 

[mrsBusawhipped]

OUCH!!! But keep in mind, it is a special day for her too. She gave birth to her baby boy!!! Let her do or bring something. Even if it something not everyone will want or can have. Hope you have a good birthday!

 

[Busa1166]

Not laughing at you, same thing here I stopped celebrating my birthday sometime ago. mom sometimes tries to make a big deal out of it... just another day out of the week for me..

But I understand where mom's are coming from, even though you started your own family and are gone. Your Bday is special to them regardless of how you feel about it. What painful and agonizing day, but look at the bundle of joy I got from it across the table

Or some moms say look at the ungrateful little PIA over there after all I went through to bring him into this world I feel like taking him out right now

 

[Busa1166]

You owe your Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"

 

[BigBadDodge]

You owe your Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"

Are you my brother?

 

[Fastfrog007]

You and the Busa go to Peppinos and everyone else can eat at thier own houses!! Its your Bday, do want you want!!

 

[my68camaro]

Least your mom didnt forget your bday .... mine forgot my 20th bday she still hasnt lived that one down 10 yrs later lol

 

[BusaBret]

Hope you have a great day Monday!

What I wouldn't give to argue or whatever with my mother again! She passed in 2000. Enjoy the attention while you can.
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