my apology yes ME

Boys I have to jump in here..... I can promise you Dave does not need Viagra. It works just fine without!
 
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[FONT=Arial,helvetica]Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink."
This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name:
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who the heck got offended? doesnt anyone reaaaly know Chris? :rofl:

Stuntman and class clown? how often do you get that combo?
 
or mebbe she got poked inna eye now she's mad n squinty alla time:rofl:
tole ya to point that thing at the floor at all times, Chris....:rulez:
 
Viagra is no good! I took three of them the other night, and only two worked!:laugh:
 
I will stop PENETRATING this thread with my euphemisms. I'm probably the one that made the mods give it the SHAFT.
 
Uhhh....what did I miss ????.......who cares...the rest of the responses were hilarious !!! :super:
 
They do work for some people though. Pappy told us at the bash, he takes them to keep from rolling out of bed!:laugh:
 
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