Mexican Maid

[Blanca BusaLess]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
â€￾Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you.
â€￾Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?â€￾
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.â€￾
Wife: “Oh yeah?â€￾
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.â€￾
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?â€￾
Maria: “Jor hozban didâ€￾
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?â€￾
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.â€￾
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?â€￾
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.â€￾
Wife: “So how much do you want?â€￾
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[chrisjp]

 

[jellyrug]

 

[sanket_420]

hahaha

 

[warp10]

 

[dadofthree]

 

[mabupa]

 

[EarlyBird]

 

[busa-saga]

that one took a turn...

 

[newman]

 

[MO-BUSA]

oops

 

[smkn951]

LOL i cna't wait to tell my mexican wife......lol

 

[1busa]

Funny but I see this happening in real life

 

[ogre]

damn, took an unexpected turn at the end

 

[Jacobs]

Nice find sir

 

[mr8ball]

 

[Blanca BusaLess]

LOL i cna't wait to tell my mexican wife......lol

I told my Cuban wife and she said she fired the maid because I refused to hire a Gardener

 

[semi]

good one