>>KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline)
>>
>>Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and
>>while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
>>
>>Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up
>>and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
>>head.
>>
>>One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and
>>walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
and
>>she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied
>>that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
her
>>brains in for over an hour.
>>
>>The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors
>>were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they
>>finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the
back
>>of her head.
>>
>>A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
loud
>>noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
the
>>back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt
>>the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
but
>>quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
until
>>someone noticed and came to her aid.
>>
>>Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
>>
>>Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and
>>while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
>>
>>Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up
>>and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
>>head.
>>
>>One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and
>>walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
and
>>she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied
>>that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
her
>>brains in for over an hour.
>>
>>The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors
>>were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they
>>finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the
back
>>of her head.
>>
>>A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
loud
>>noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
the
>>back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt
>>the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
but
>>quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
until
>>someone noticed and came to her aid.
>>
>>Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
