Bruce Bell
Registered
A woman in her late forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob",
where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and
can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Fifteen years later, the
woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these
years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now
I've developed two annoying problems. First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags,
those are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."
face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob",
where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and
can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Fifteen years later, the
woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these
years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now
I've developed two annoying problems. First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags,
those are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."
