Bruce Bell
Registered
One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a few beers.
They strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they're
both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman,
"Hey, how about we sleep together tonight? No strings attached.
It'll just be one night of fun. "The woman agrees. So they go back
to her place. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing up
like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good
10-20 minutes. Finally, she goes into the bedroom and they have
sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman,
"You're a surgeon, aren't you?" "Yeah, how did you know?"
"I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."
"Oh, that makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anesthesiologist,
aren't you?" "Yeah," says the man, a bit taken aback. "How did you
know?" The woman answers, "I didn't feel a f**king thing.
They strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they're
both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman,
"Hey, how about we sleep together tonight? No strings attached.
It'll just be one night of fun. "The woman agrees. So they go back
to her place. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing up
like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good
10-20 minutes. Finally, she goes into the bedroom and they have
sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman,
"You're a surgeon, aren't you?" "Yeah, how did you know?"
"I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."
"Oh, that makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anesthesiologist,
aren't you?" "Yeah," says the man, a bit taken aback. "How did you
know?" The woman answers, "I didn't feel a f**king thing.
