Admin if you find this inappropriate please move it..For record i am Italian and Irish...
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> > > An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman
> > > won't hire him until he passes a little math test..
> > > "Here's your first question," the foreman said.
> > > "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
> > >
> > > "Widouta numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa
> > > easy." And he proceeds to draw Three trees
> > >
> > > "What's this?" the boss asks.
> > >
> > > "Ave you gotta no braina? Tree and tree and
> > > tree make nine," says the Italian.
> > >
> > > "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your
> > > second question. Use the same rules, but this time
> > > the number is 99."
> > >
> > > The Italian stares into space for a while,
> > > then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and
> > > makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you goa."
> > >
> > > The boss scratches his head and says, "How
> > > on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
> > >
> > > "Each of Da treesa isa dirty now. So, it's
> > > dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa
> > > 99."
> > >
> > > The boss is getting worried that he's
> > > going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he
> > > says, "All right, last question. Same rules again,
> > > but represent the number 100."
> > >
> > > The Italian stares into space some more,
> > > then he picks up the picture again and makes a
> > > little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere
> > > you go. One hundred."
> > >
> > > The boss looks at the attempt. "You must
> > > be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
> > >
> > > (You're going to love this one!!!)
> > >
> > > The Italian leans forward and points to the
> > > marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little
> > > dog came along and crappa by eacha tree. So now you got
> > > dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and
> > > dirty tree and a turd, dat make one hundred.. So,
> > > when I start?"
> >
> >
> >
> > > An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman
> > > won't hire him until he passes a little math test..
> > > "Here's your first question," the foreman said.
> > > "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
> > >
> > > "Widouta numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa
> > > easy." And he proceeds to draw Three trees
> > >
> > > "What's this?" the boss asks.
> > >
> > > "Ave you gotta no braina? Tree and tree and
> > > tree make nine," says the Italian.
> > >
> > > "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your
> > > second question. Use the same rules, but this time
> > > the number is 99."
> > >
> > > The Italian stares into space for a while,
> > > then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and
> > > makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you goa."
> > >
> > > The boss scratches his head and says, "How
> > > on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
> > >
> > > "Each of Da treesa isa dirty now. So, it's
> > > dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa
> > > 99."
> > >
> > > The boss is getting worried that he's
> > > going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he
> > > says, "All right, last question. Same rules again,
> > > but represent the number 100."
> > >
> > > The Italian stares into space some more,
> > > then he picks up the picture again and makes a
> > > little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere
> > > you go. One hundred."
> > >
> > > The boss looks at the attempt. "You must
> > > be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
> > >
> > > (You're going to love this one!!!)
> > >
> > > The Italian leans forward and points to the
> > > marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little
> > > dog came along and crappa by eacha tree. So now you got
> > > dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and
> > > dirty tree and a turd, dat make one hundred.. So,
> > > when I start?"