Ok so I get up to get dressed for the day and the Mrs asks me WHY I insist on wearing the wrong socks all the time.. I go "Huh?"
Socks have to match your pants... "huh? I thought they had to match shoes"
Then she goes put on the right belt too... "Huh? belt match pants right?" "NO! should match shoes"
Well crap how am I supposed to know this, never told in school and home economics for guys was not acceptable in the 60's and 70's unless you were "one of them"
Then she proceeds to tell me about stripes and prints and all I hear is "blah blah blah"
Underwear are one size smaller than your pants, your belt is one size larger than your pants...
WELL WTF why not just make this easy and make them the same size so I can buy this crap easier....
She just smiles at me...
She then goes... BTW I really love your BIG feet.........
Socks have to match your pants... "huh? I thought they had to match shoes"
Then she goes put on the right belt too... "Huh? belt match pants right?" "NO! should match shoes"
Well crap how am I supposed to know this, never told in school and home economics for guys was not acceptable in the 60's and 70's unless you were "one of them"
Then she proceeds to tell me about stripes and prints and all I hear is "blah blah blah"
Underwear are one size smaller than your pants, your belt is one size larger than your pants...
WELL WTF why not just make this easy and make them the same size so I can buy this crap easier....
She just smiles at me...
She then goes... BTW I really love your BIG feet.........