... for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:
a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, International law, or any of that nonsense.
b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
c.. Demand bi-lingual Nurses and Doctors.
d. Demand free bi-lingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
e.. Procreate abundantly.
f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand'.
g.. Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.
h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.
I.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.
j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent
k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .
l.. Drive around without an MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.
n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world except for maybe the US) except right here in the UK , because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq
a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, International law, or any of that nonsense.
b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
c.. Demand bi-lingual Nurses and Doctors.
d. Demand free bi-lingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
e.. Procreate abundantly.
f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand'.
g.. Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.
h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.
I.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.
j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent
k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .
l.. Drive around without an MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.
n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world except for maybe the US) except right here in the UK , because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq
