How to make a woman happy

[thrasherfox]

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

 

[05BusaLe]

Another way to make a woman happy,
Leave!!!

 

[LadyHawk]

Works for me!

 

[Lamb busa]

Yeah!

 Leave!  That one works around here too

 

[dadofthree]

Girls, don't worry bout no dayum beer

 

[GJoker]

(thrasherfox @ Apr. 24 2007,15:10) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

I have the perfect pic for this comment... can't post it in here though!

 

[thrasherfox]

(GJoker @ Apr. 24 2007,13:13)

(thrasherfox @ Apr. 24 2007,15:10) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

I have the perfect pic for this comment... can't post it in here though!  

dont forget, all pictures can be checked by me at ron@rbrooks.net

 

[robbzbusa]

WOMEN ARE NEVER HAPPY...ASK MY WIFE ALWAYS WANTING SOMETHING ELSE...NOW ITS ANOTHER KID HOW THE FUGG CAN I BUY BUSA PARTS WHEN SHE WANTS TO POP OUT KIDS GEEEZE

 

[GJoker]

It's on the way... don't say I didn't warn ya!

 

[rockadaous]

if leave'n is one way to make em happy, then why is my wife pissed I'm going to the bash lol

 

[thrasherfox]

(ROBB @ Apr. 24 2007,13:19) WOMEN ARE NEVER HAPPY...ASK MY WIFE ALWAYS WANTING SOMETHING ELSE...NOW ITS ANOTHER KID HOW THE FUGG CAN I BUY BUSA PARTS WHEN SHE WANTS TO POP OUT KIDS GEEEZE

Have 4 more kids, make her happy, get them paper routes as soon as you can, charge them 40% of their paper route earnings for room and board. then purchase Busa parts...


Just a thought

 

[rubber2burn]

(thrasherfox @ Apr. 24 2007,13)

(ROBB @ Apr. 24 2007,13:19) WOMEN ARE NEVER HAPPY...ASK MY WIFE ALWAYS WANTING SOMETHING ELSE...NOW ITS ANOTHER KID HOW THE FUGG CAN I BUY BUSA PARTS WHEN SHE WANTS TO POP OUT KIDS GEEEZE

Have 4 more kids, make her happy, get them paper routes as soon as you can, charge them 40% of their paper route earnings for room and board. then purchase Busa parts...


Just a thought  

 

[BigBSBusa]

 

[proud dad]

can't be done

 

[VaBusa]

It's a start I guess...

 

[WWJD]

A "START"? ? ? ? ? ? JEEEZ-O-MEEEZ, Woman!

 

[VaBusa]

(WWJD @ Apr. 25 2007,14:26) A "START"? ? ? ? ? ?   JEEEZ-O-MEEEZ, Woman!  

Well, you men think we're so hard to please, so why would I dare settle with just that list...

I'm a realist

 

[dadofthree]

" reelist "

 

[VaBusa]

No dink...a REAList...no room for 8mm films around this joint...  

And as soon as you guys become realists, you might be happy...

**disclaimer, note the use of might as there are NO guarantees in life and just making the wife happy provides absolutely nothing more than minute-to-minute happiness based on her mood, time of the month, alignment of the stars and perhaps the shade of lipstick she's wearing and whether or not you bought her flowers and maybe a diamond...

 

[DAB]

That list seems a little short....