I did some research once to determine the meaning and origin of the cycling term SQUID. The only thing that made sense was some cyclist/writer guy who saw a KID acting SQUIRRELLY on a crotch rocket: Squirrel-Kid = SQUID was born. So for newbies that need more clarity, please consult the following list with pictures to make sure you get it right.
1) buy overly fast motorcycle so you can LOOK cooler and gloss over your lack of experince
2) dress normal. like shorts, sandles and tropical shirt when weather allows [see pic]
3) helmet optional in some states and wind in your hair feels SOOOO GOOD... plus hotties can see what you look like
4) wake up early on a saturday morning, decide to go on a bagel run for breakfast, and test out that age old theory that accidents happen mostly within a couple miles of your home
5) ride it like you stole it because you probably won't live long enough to enjoy it on another day
1) buy overly fast motorcycle so you can LOOK cooler and gloss over your lack of experince
2) dress normal. like shorts, sandles and tropical shirt when weather allows [see pic]
3) helmet optional in some states and wind in your hair feels SOOOO GOOD... plus hotties can see what you look like
4) wake up early on a saturday morning, decide to go on a bagel run for breakfast, and test out that age old theory that accidents happen mostly within a couple miles of your home
5) ride it like you stole it because you probably won't live long enough to enjoy it on another day