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TWENTY DOLLARS
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>> > On their wedding night, the young bride
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>> > approached her new
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>> > husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
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>> > lovemaking encounter. In
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>> > his highly aroused state, her husband readily
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>> > agreed.
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>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > This scenario was repeated each time they made
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>> > love, for more
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>> > than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
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>> > cute way for her to
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>> > afford new clothes and other incidentals that
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>> > she needed.
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>> >
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>> >
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>> > Arriving home around noon one day, she was
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>> > surprised to find
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>> > her husband in a very drunken state.
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>> > During the n ext few minutes, he explained that
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>> > his employer
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>> > was going through a process of corporate
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>> > downsizing, and he had
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>> > been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
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>> > 59, he'd be able to find
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>> > another position that paid anywhere near what
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>> > he'd been earning, and
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>> > therefore, they
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>> > were financially ruined.
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>> >
>> >
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>> > Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
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>> > showed more than thirty
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>> > years of steady deposits and interest totaling
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>> > nearly$1 million. Then she
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>> > showed him certificates of deposits issued
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>> > by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
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>> > and informed him that they
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>> > were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > She explained that
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>> > for the more than
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>> > three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
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>> > these holdings had multiplied
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>> > and these were the
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>> > results of her savings and investments.
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>> >
>> >
>> > Faced with evidence of cash and investments
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>> > worth over $3
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>> > million, her husband was so astounded he could
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>> > barely speak, but
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>> > finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
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>> > I'd had any idea what you
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>> > were doing, I would have given you all my
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>> > business!"
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>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > That's when she shot him.
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>> >
>> >
>> >
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>> > You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
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>> > to keep their mouths shut.
TWENTY DOLLARS
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > On their wedding night, the young bride
>> >
>> > approached her new
>> >
>> > husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
>> >
>> > lovemaking encounter. In
>> >
>> > his highly aroused state, her husband readily
>> >
>> > agreed.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > This scenario was repeated each time they made
>> >
>> > love, for more
>> >
>> > than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
>> >
>> > cute way for her to
>> >
>> > afford new clothes and other incidentals that
>> >
>> > she needed.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Arriving home around noon one day, she was
>> >
>> > surprised to find
>> >
>> > her husband in a very drunken state.
>> >
>> > During the n ext few minutes, he explained that
>> >
>> > his employer
>> >
>> > was going through a process of corporate
>> >
>> > downsizing, and he had
>> >
>> > been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
>> >
>> > 59, he'd be able to find
>> >
>> > another position that paid anywhere near what
>> >
>> > he'd been earning, and
>> >
>> > therefore, they
>> >
>> > were financially ruined.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
>> >
>> > showed more than thirty
>> >
>> > years of steady deposits and interest totaling
>> >
>> > nearly$1 million. Then she
>> >
>> > showed him certificates of deposits issued
>> >
>> > by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
>> >
>> > and informed him that they
>> >
>> > were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > She explained that
>> >
>> > for the more than
>> >
>> > three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
>> >
>> > these holdings had multiplied
>> >
>> > and these were the
>> >
>> > results of her savings and investments.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Faced with evidence of cash and investments
>> >
>> > worth over $3
>> >
>> > million, her husband was so astounded he could
>> >
>> > barely speak, but
>> >
>> > finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
>> >
>> > I'd had any idea what you
>> >
>> > were doing, I would have given you all my
>> >
>> > business!"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > That's when she shot him.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
>> >
>> > to keep their mouths shut.
