Big Dumb Ed

[OB_ducmanic]

Here is a copy of a letter i recieved after posting BigEd's "Crash Story" on LAbusas.org. Not being a very good speller myself, nor is Clay, we felt Ed was being taken to task for his down home Race Report. This letter was sent by Brad Roberts.

Please tell "Big Ed" what a Big Loser he is. Not only does he obviously not know how to ride (75 through a blind corner into a dump
truck? Smoooooth. Nice job on that Hayabusa too), he doesn't have a clue how to use the English language. Reading that bit about
how he "bind" the R1 was absolute torture. You mean binned, Big Ed. Bind is something you do to a Chinese woman's feet.

You see, Big Ed, the whole idea of a language is that certain words have certain meanings, and if you use the wrong words (there
when you mean their, wear instead of where, tide instead of tied, to instead of too), it all falls apart. People will give up reading your
lame story about what a bad rider you are because they won't know what the **** you're talking about. It's such a simple concept,
really. Doesn't anybody proof-read this crap?

Big Ed (love that wacky nickname by the way), your English teacher and your riding instructor, if you ever had either, would be
ashamed of you. Did you make it past grade two or is that when you dropped out of school and started drinking Lysol and dropping
acid? There is something scary about a really dumb guy on the world's fastest bike. Big Ed gets my vote for your idiot of the month
section. I normally wouldn't bother writing something like this, but having come across one too many indecipherable scraps of trash
posted on the Net by morons like Big Ed, I just snapped. Sorry. The rest of the site was pretty good though.
Brad Roberts

 

[OB_Johnnycheese]

Welcome back.Myself just being able to post,would like to welcome you back and look forward to reading more from you(I also have treible spelling problem)but we all do the best we can. The Cheeseman

 

[OB_GSXRTURBO1]

Big Ed, don't let some insensitive pr**k ruin it for the rest of us, please keep posting. For the record, I once called Kevtecs spelling into question, and rightfully felt like an *** **le because of it. He was and is better suited to answer questions that I only wish I could answer, and after seeing pictures of his bikes I wish I could have just a fraction of what he owns. Bottom line is that spelling correctly does not neccessarily make someone intelligent, and making someone elses mistakes obvious to everyone else is a form of inadequacy. Please keep posting, I personally look forward to it...Tom G.

 

[OB_suiciderider]

Hey Big Ed!! What's Up?!! I read this posting and think, "Man! I missed those stories. I wonder what they said?" I wish I would have read the posts you are referring to as I would more than likely gained some further insight and education into riding. That is the one of the main reasons I read a lot of these posts, to learn form the mistakes of others.

It seems that you have been more than generous to write down not only your good experiences but your bad ones for us to read. The least we can do is hope that you are not seriously injured or say nothing at all.

I look forward to reading your future posts and would say that while not all whom post are mature enough to respect your message when you were trying to be helpful, most of us are glad to receive all the help we can get.

 

[Guest]

At some point or another we have all been flamed. Don't worry about it. Some of our European members spelling is pretty bad but no one except as*h*les says anything.

I enjoyed your crash posting. I'm sure the fool that put you down for it has a perfect driving record. NOT.

 

[Guest]

ooohhh
you yankee mansluts can be so nice when you want to. lol

oh well id better have my turn at being nice or im f##ked.

i read your post over at that crap labusas site, so what you made a few mistakes in your spelling.

you yankee mansluts have so corrupted the english language that it doesnt matter anymore

know what im saying, know what im say, know what im saying, go ricky, go ricky

anyone can crash even the great ninja head kicker himself.

stories like your post remind us all to take it easy, in certain situations, and then zx12r ninja head kick some haybusas in others.

mansluts, keep it coming at my aussie versus yankees (there canadians arnt they) thread,
i can ninja head kick all your butts.

your good mate
packa

 

[OB_KawAbuser]

Packa, is your new ZX12 a raging red or the envious green.

Why do you persist in you down under behavior, go and take your ZX12 for a blast and let out that frustration - relax man it's not worth the blood pressure increase.

Oh I forgot your still waiting on your hope and a prayer ZX12

Do you have Mad Kaw Disease down under, you should go to your vet and get checked out it could be terminal.

Packa take a pill.

 

[OB_Mr Bear]

Hey Ed, good to see you posting here. Keep it up. One thing...people might call you dumb, but don't ever call yourself dumb. I believe that's a way of making excuses. Everybody has strengths and weaknesses. If you try to be outstanding in your strong areas, and average in your weak areas, you don't need to make any excuses for anything.

If Brilliant Brad was really such a linguist, he would have a clue about the history and evolution of language. The history of language is the history of humanity itself...it is in a state of continual change. often, today's "wrong words" become tomorrow's cool slang, which later become standard grammatical forms. If Brad took his precise English back to 12th Century England, he would be incapable of communicating with anyone. How many of the words you see here have their roots in Latin?

Anyway Ed, post here anytime. We get your meaning, and that's what's important.

 

[OB_ducmanic]

Hey packa you Marmite eating ingrate-
I asked you a question and all I got for an answer was you unmerited attack on myself and on my site. Guess what? Forget "Idiot of the Month" Your are the new LAbusas.org "Idiot of the Century". I'll show you how much control I have, you vegetable brained house bloat-Now, one more time, "What motorcycles do you own"???, if any-
ducmanic

 

[OB_Cisco San Jose]

Ducmanic,don't waste your time on that idiot since could it be Cyber Josie back under a different name sounds like the same person different UserName,let's get back to motorcycles forget the idiot.

 

[OB_redelk]

That's Big "HEART" Ed! I'll ride with you ANY DAY! I guess that'd be "behind" you, until I replace my ole 7R (probably after I get the 12R, too)!

 

[OB_GoBig]

This is for you big ed.
I will not use my spell checker for this post!

Man your story was so good i sent it to some friends befor i posted it up on the la busas site. I'm not prode of my dislexia or spelling skills but i'm not about to bowe to those ****ers who don't understand life isn't perfict. Keep riding and and and...

clay