Best movie line

[Mr Brown]

I see that many people responding to Busa_05's favorite movie post have put a line from the movie in with their pick....
I'll start with a couple of my favorites:
In The Unforgiven, Clint Eastwood's character responds to the claim that he just shot an unarmed man..."Well he should have armed himself then, if he's gonna decorate his Saloon with my friend...."
Top Gun, "I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by....."
Another 48Hrs, Eddie Murphy's character after shooting a guy in the leg in a bar "Anyone else wanna limp?"



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[BigDawg_03Busa]

Nutty Professor, Eddie Murphy as Grandma ....Come on Cletus, come on..you goin walk over here but you limpin back..don't let the grey hair fool ya I ain't no easy win n*^%$!

 

[si-lo]

37?
- Clerks

 

[cache]

umm, yeaaaa.... i'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to, um.., remember the cover sheet for the tps reports..... mmmkay?

 

[VaBusa]

"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we say it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

Animal House

 

[werdkat]

Top Gun
I love this scene so I am using it as one quote hah!
Goose's wife: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Goose's wife: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.

One More from Top Gun:
Hondo: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shid out of Hong Kong!

Army of Darkness - Ash - "Gimme some sugar baby"

Pulp Fiction
Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo azz for this. This is some fugged-up, repugnant shid.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?
Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shid. The mofuggra who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb azz.

 

[DAB]

Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

and

Capt. Clarence Oveur: Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

Airplane

 

[cache]

I picked a bad week to quit sniffin glue.........

 

[jessup]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! Dr. Strangelove

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley. Airplanne

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! Caddyshack

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke

I'm your huckleberry tombstone

The price is wrong #####! Happy Gilmore

All I can think of right now!

 

[VaBusa]

Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

Dr. Evil: How about, no, Scott? Okay?

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Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?

Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope?

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Scott: [both are the Jerry Springer show] How could you do this to me? On national television!

Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough.

[audience boos]

Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

 

[expat]

Egon: Everything was fine until dickless here shut down the containment grid...
Mayor: Is that true?
Venkmann: Yes, your Honor, this man has no ####.

 

[expat]

And who can ever forget:

"We're all very different people. We're not Spartans, we're not Watusi, we're Americans, with a capital `A.' That means our forefathers were thrown out of every decent country in the world--"

Bill Murray, Stripes

 

[RaiderDm]

Do ya feel lucky, Punk?!
Well do you?

Raider out.



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[yamahor]

Bad Ash: I'm Bad Ash, and you're good Ash. You're goody little 2 shoes, goody little 2 shoes goody little....
Ashpulls out double barrel sawed off shotgun, sticks it in bad Ashes face) Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the Gun.(Pulls trigger)

 

[RaiderDm]

I'm going to take this foot. (Points to right foot)
And I'm going to hit you right here with it ( taps boss bad man's right cheek.)
And you know what?
What? (Boss bad man replies)
There ain't a DAMN thing you can do about it.

Raider out.



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[RaiderDm]

A man's gotta know his limitations.

Raider out.



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[RaiderDm]

Boards don't hit back.

Raider out.



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[nitrousjunkie]

Another one from Tombstone: " You're no daisey!

 

[jessup]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Animal House

Teacher- "What was that rucus?" Brian- "What rucus?" Teacher- "I heard a rucus." Brian- "Can you describe this rucus?" breakfast club

Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place breakfast club


I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. ferris buellurs day off

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Austin Powers

Last few were pi##ing me off so I had to lookem up.

 

[Mr Brown]

Tis but a scratch.....