dare i say "what is wrong with you??" ...lol
\Maybe she's had them on since she was 12?
I hope that's the emergency room and she is there to get them surgically removed?
Maybe she slipped and fell into them and now they are stuck good?
Russ what category on that porn site were you in, 'fat chicks with way too small pants on'?
Mmmmm.......love me some muffin top