Writers and comedians, help me out! I'm running low on material here. One of my standard responses to people live, email or chat is
"You rock like...." something something something. Help me come up with more random/stupid/funny descriptions.
here's my last two for example
YOU ROCK like an 80's hair band, on a comeback tour after 25 years, excpet that the drummer has OD'ed and died and one of the guitars lost a finger but they are selling out medium sized concert halls that fill up with big haired 80's chicks.
YOU ROCK like an 4 mile wide asteroid back in 50,000,000 BC screaming towards earth while the dinosaurs are roaming about, bent on total world destruction!
YOU ROCK like ______________________________________________ ??
"You rock like...." something something something. Help me come up with more random/stupid/funny descriptions.
here's my last two for example
YOU ROCK like an 80's hair band, on a comeback tour after 25 years, excpet that the drummer has OD'ed and died and one of the guitars lost a finger but they are selling out medium sized concert halls that fill up with big haired 80's chicks.
YOU ROCK like an 4 mile wide asteroid back in 50,000,000 BC screaming towards earth while the dinosaurs are roaming about, bent on total world destruction!
YOU ROCK like ______________________________________________ ??