You may be a Harley owner if...

Rayabusa0818

Never Forgotten
you want to wave but can't let go of the bars long enough because of the insane vibration
you never need an oil change cause you just top it off every week
you don't wave to sportbike riders cause you don't want to drop your tools
you have more tattoos than teeth
if you confuse the word character with the more proper term engineering flaws
you have a "no solicitors" sign on your front door because you are easily taken in by marketing ploys
you are holding up motorhomes on a mountain road
"water cooled" means standing in the rain on the side of the road waiting for the wrecker
you spend more time honing your atitude (ie wardrobe) than honing your riding skills
you think parts falling off your bike on the way home from the dealership is no big deal
you absolutley must over rev your motor by 3500rpm when passing or turning into the dealership
your bike payment is more than your house payment
you dress up like a carnie when you ride your bike
you think fuel injection is a new thing
at anytime after 1972 you thought tassles were cool
you have a house that is mobile and 3 bikes that aren't
you define performance as the sound of your pipes while under an overpass
your bike leans further on it's sidestand than it does on a highway
the home depot paint mixer makes you crave a ride
the output decibel of your exhaust exceeds the horse power output of your motor
 
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The funny thing is, I know a guy that is described EXACTLY by that!
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Thought this was going to be funny... all I see are the cold hard facts... LMAO!!!
 
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