Worst joke competition
- Thread starter Prezzo
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Yeah, extra mayo please.
What is the best way to satisfy a woman?
...............who cares.
Don
...............who cares.
Don
I was such an ugly baby, I was breast fed through a straw.
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when all of a sudden, a flasher approached in front of them and open his trenchcoat, exposing everything!
The first little old lady had a stroke.
The second little old lady had a stroke.
The third little old lady's arms were too short to reach.
The first little old lady had a stroke.
The second little old lady had a stroke.
The third little old lady's arms were too short to reach.
a well respected young man in a small town finally got married to a very nice, well respected young woman from a neighboring town. on thier honeymoon, during the long anticipated time of intamicy, a vandal through a brick through the bedroom window, striking the new groom square in the butt, with enough force to break his tailbone. due to the sensitivity of the case, the police chief himself chose to do the interview. he appoligized ,that of all timing, this had to be the worst... to ruin a new husband and bride's first night together making love, but assured him the vandal would be caught. the groom then told the chief that he was actually happy with the timing! puzzled, the chief asked how he could ever think that the timing was good. the groom smiled and replied... if the vandal would've came by 5 minutes sooner, the brick would've hit me on the back of my head... which we all know would've killed me
I hope this not a repeat,
How do you get a 75 year old lady to yell F*%@!
Get another 75 year old lady to yell Bingo!
How do you get a 75 year old lady to yell F*%@!
Get another 75 year old lady to yell Bingo!
Trucker Mike
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yeah, it was bad enough the first time. LOL
Trucker Mike
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What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A Big Red Rock-eater!
A Big Red Rock-eater!
