I about choked on my coffee.......Funny, Funny, Funny! Loved it!look down your shirt and spell attic out loud
I got some that would make a mechanic puke. Not appropriate for the board.
ROFLMAOA man walks in to his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. Looks at his wife laying in bed and says, "Darling, this is the pig that I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep, idiot" The husband says, "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you"