Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives or Girlfriends

[busaMD]

 

[StromBusa]

Peeps I know without wives or GF's don't have dogs eigther??? Go figure.

 

[Bigfisch]

Plus, heres an experiment for someone to try....

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for about 4 hours. Open the trunk and see which one is glad to see you.

Problem is BOTH of them would be happy to see you! The dog--happy to be out of there. The wife will be happy to see your face right before your death!

That is very, very, scary. If I were to do that I would NEVER be able to sleep again. My wife works graveyards (PUN intended) and I can not stay up all night long after getting up at the butt crack of dawn!

But still gotta love having a dog. You will always have something to cheer you up by making you jealous that you can not lick your own junk all day long!

 

[SKINN]

Awsome!!!

 

[afterhours]

dog never ask you "what are you thinking"?