Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives or Girlfriends




00busaTX

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives or Girlfriends

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day..
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

Then, last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff



This is 00BusaTX and for the sake of my marriage, I do not approve this message
 

ditchdr

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Jessica if you EVER happen to come on this board and read this, I think this is a dumb post and feel it should be removed. It paints a bad picture of women.






























She Gone?

Ok good, man that has some truth there!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

GSXcite

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Thanks for posting this!:poke: My wife already thinks I love the dog more than her.
 

ibified

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Plus, heres an experiment for someone to try....

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for about 4 hours. Open the trunk and see which one is glad to see you.
 



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