Why I miss Bill Clinton

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It doesn't matter what party you belong to-this is hilarious. From a show on
Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever
got to having a real black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him...his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do the Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
 
Let's see now, when Bill was President the New Policys were:

1) I was told I was not to Tell My Sec. or any other woman that I liked her hair after she returned from the beauty shop. Why ??? , because the other women might take offense that I did not like theirs :whistle:

2) That we were to refer to Homosexuals as an ALTERNATIVE Life style. Geezzzzzzzzzzz, after spending 23 years in the Army Special Forces or Special Ops Groups my wife though I was in an ALTERNATIVE life stye :laugh:

4) Women going through Airborne School (when I taught) were to PASS no matter what. The entry PT test and training was different but the WINGS were the same.

5) We were to PROMISE ANYTHING to get people to RE-ENLIST (DIDN'T HAPPEN) !

6) Plus when any of his Administration came on base, they made no pretenses that they did not like the Military or anyone of Rank ??? ! Of course that didn't stop them from entering the Bosian Situation :whistle:

7) We were directed to have our troops to select a 5 mile section of Interstate to pick up trash and keep clean each week (and silly me, I though that was what county and state prisoners were for) ! Of course this limited training.

There were lots of other things, but these really ticked me off ! :beerchug:
 
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