: Why I Like Retirement

[gurrera]

Why I Like Retirement !
Question: How many days in a week ?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday


Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after they fall asleep in the recliner.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.


Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Very true

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. Sometime 15%


Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.


Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS! So true


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.


Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break .

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

QUESTION: What do you do all week ?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

Gurrera

 

[dadofthree]

Can't wait

 

[newman]

 

[flrider]

Exactly my days. Except add ride when weather is nice.

 

[SoCal Blur]

I guess I fall under the "Nuts" category. I can't imagine being retired. I would be soooo bored.

 

[Ebusa]

I guess I fall under the "Nuts" category. I can't imagine being retired. I would be soooo bored.

5 months 20 days and I'm there can't wait.............Question what do you do when you retire ? You become a fulltime motorcycle rider

 

[Postal]

Feb 1, 2016 for me.

 

[1busa]

The way things have been going most of us will be falling over dead on the Job b4 we'll be able to retire.....

 

[dadofthree]

The way things have been going most of us will be falling over dead on the Job b4 we'll be able to retire.....

I might change my mind, but at this time I have decided to retire on my 60th regardless. I've worked since I was six and if it doesn't work out for me I'll just find another job. I've worked two and three jobs at points in my life, so I'll give retirement a chance before I can't .......

Nothing and I mean nothing pisses me off more than social security and what the clowns in DC have done. Talk about a Ponzi Scheme

 

[1busa]

Good luck with that Dado and if it doesn't work out 4U there's always "Hi welcome 2 Walmart"......

 

[frisbee]

4 years 2 months and 27 days

 

[hillbilly]

659 days at the most.....

 

[Professor]

2 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, and 2 days. Not that I'm counting!!! It is also possible an early retirement option will come up that I'll be qualified for. After 34 years, I think I'll take it. But, only to start a new career.

 

[RedBull]

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Ok so I have been working at this hospital for 3 years and been to 3 floors. I am a quiet person and I just dont talk a whole lot. However I am very polite and always smile and pretty much speak when spoken to unless I need to tell someone something but I do my job well and never complain. I do...

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[Bumblebee]

Good digging Red, a very relevant thread...retirement is great.

I will add, not knowing what day of the week it is (and not caring)-a very common occurrence.

 

[busafan08]

Yeah well I was going to retire in about 3 years time but with this virus I might to work a little longer as i have lost about 80K AUD in my superannuation fund ah well that s life

 

[WuzzaCBXRider]

In two months it will be five years!

 

[Bumblebee]

In 12 days it will be 4 yrs for me. time has flown by.