"Why I fired my secretary"

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"Why I fired my secretary!"

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for
the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I
worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's
go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little
place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back
to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need
to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

"Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six
minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake -----

followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy
Birthday.


and I just sat there ----


on the couch ----


naked.
 
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ROTFL!!!!! OH man... I would have been sitting there in my Boxers too...
 
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