redvoodoo
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A guy is walking through a grocery store when he rounds an isle and sees a lady with a couple kids pushing a cart. She sees him and says " I think you are the father of one of my kids. His jaw drops and his mind races back in time. After a tense moment he looks at her and says Were you the stripper at my bachelor party who I had sex with while my buddies whipped my ass with a piece of celery? No, she repllies I am your sons teacher. Oops.
