where do these old sayings come from?

[dadofthree]

tighter than a frog pu$$y.....

You just made that up didn't cha

 

[rubbersidedown]

This is why they call it the "Show Me State"

Hey thats good.

RSD.

 

[rubbersidedown]

Tit for Tat

Always bewilldering. ???

You guys have dug up some good ones. Good thread.

RSD.

 

[twotonevert]

Cant get blood from a turnip. ???

 

[notright]

Hotter than hillbilly hell.

 

[rubbersidedown]

Hotter than hillbilly hell.

Never heard that one...I may live a bit to far north.

RSD.

 

[notright]

she had a body that would make the pope kick out a stained glass window.

 

[Acehole]

Colder than a well diggers azz./or witches teet.

Useless as teets on a boar hog.

 

[Acehole]

Of course this is my all time favorite my Mother used quite frequently:

Sh!t or get off the pot.

And then she might follow that up with....

Don't let the screen door hit you in the azz on the way out!

Of course she used that alot in my adolesent days

 

[Mojo]

Sweating like a wh*re on dollar day.......2

 

[proud dad]

tighter than tuppaware

wouldn't pull a sick ho out of bed

nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs

loose as a goose

blacker than a ho's heart

 

[notright]

My Dad used to say when I threw my clothes on the floor(boy, it looks like a widow woman going to sh!t in here.

 

[BUBBA]

1) - "Head over heels" - Well that's generally where I like to keep them.

2) - "Beat around the bush" - This is just wrong on so many levels.

 

[MO-BUSA]

one my social studies teacher would say, your a pimple on the butt of progress???

 

[RYC1966]

whole 9 yards
your brain is like a BB in a box car
jacked to the 9's

 

[twotonevert]

I dont know whether to sheet or wind my watch. ???

 

[twotonevert]

one my social studies teacher would say, your a pimple on the butt of progress???

Sounds like a cool teacher.

 

[kennym4]

Google turd polishing, it can be done.

Of course it can !!! According to alot of people here a stretched Busa, with a fatty tire is "A TURD", and people polish them all the time !!!

 

[bowwow]

Colder than a well diggers azz./or witches teet.

Useless as teets on a boar hog.

Colder than a witches teet on the north side of the moon.

 

[bowwow]

"Sweating like a ho in church"

and if someone is telling you how to do something from the sideline tell them "let's let Jessy rob this train"

had an older guy at Wawa tell me that one day, thought it was funny.

Sweating like a ho in church on confession day.