What's your poison?

Non-Alc: Diet Mt. Dew, it's hooked up via intraveinous drip.

Alc:
Beer - 1st off, it says light/lite, it ain't beer, its dog pi$$.
Heiney, Miller High Life (plain old regular Miller, before the marketing dept. got over staffed), Killian's, Coors (the regular stuff), Red Stripe, Foster's, Bass Pale Ale, Dixie Blackened VooDoo, Heiney Dark, Mich + Mich Dark, ***** Modello, Dos Equis Dark, Tecate.
I can only choke down Bud if its over 95F outside and the bud is below 40F - otherwise I can actually taste that crap.

Liquor:
Bourbon - Makers Mark (regular and 101), Kickin' Chicken (Wild Turkey, Rare Breed is real nice), Evan Williams (7 year and Single Barrell)
Tequila - Any gold (almost), Sauza is wonderful (to me). Margaritaville is o.k.
Tanqueray(?sp) gin (hardly ever any more)

GAr
 
"great to give up smoking, great to give up boose when you need to.  The only things I will not give is my Busa and I won't give up sex."
I've been married 15 years. My wife gave up sex 14 1/2 years ago.
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haha Postal. I woulda been divorced 14 and 1/4 years ago in that case.. hahah.


Love does not conquer being cut off. LOL
 
Actaully I am just kidding; kind of in a Rodney Dangerfield mood. I really have the greatest wife in the world. Anyone who can put up with me for 15+ years deserves a ride on a Busa.
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Oh.. I thought it was obvious you were jokin' .. haha I didn't mean to sound like I was takin you serious.

Sorry 'bout that.
 
Who dug up this thread again? I thought that sharing my habits with you all was a one-time thing. O.K., since no harm was done the first time, I'll post again.

Out clubbin' drink
1. Hennessy(OTR) with a twist of lime.
2. Tangueray and Orange Juice
3. Crown and Seven

Out clubbin' mixer
1. Long Island Tea

Frozen drink
1. 190 Octane
2. F*ck Your Buddy
3. Sex on the Beach
4. Swamp Thing

Beer?
1. Bud Light
2. Heineken
3. SKYY

There you have it. My nasty little habits. I don't drink often, but when I do, it's basically social. Oh, and BTW, the acronym OTR stands for "on the rocks" for all you short-yellow-bus riders.(hahahahaha)

Brian
 
"STEP AWAY FROM THE VODKA.... PUT YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR NEKKED PARTS... UM, STUNNAH, CUFF 'EM..... "

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STUNNAH: "Man, I ain't touchin that sh*#. You do it.!"

cache: "Okay, just hold his hands still..."

STUNNAH: "Okay... what the... HE GOT A BOTTLE!!!"

cache: "Watchout!! I'll get it!!"

cache grabs the bottle... before anybody gets hurt, cache depletes the substance in the bottle so nobody can get hurt.


STUNNAH: "WOW Cache!! That was close! How did you save us??"

cache: "Just doin' my job chief, doin' my job..."

On the way back to the station.........

STUNNAH: "Hey cache, you handled that pretty well."

cache: "Yea, was wonderin when we would get back. Need 3B ta show us to the strip."

STUNNAH: "What strip? The one where we race our bikes?"

cache: "Nah, where they strip the slow ass bikes for our new parts."

STUNNAH: "Oh, well... Big B won't let me go there anymore. You can represent though, cache. Okay?"

cache: "Sure, but as always, .... you da man... you da man..!"
 
MY ROUTINE NOW

1 PEPSI IN THE MORNING TO GET GOING

WATER ALL DAY

KOOL-AID ALL NIGHT..


WHEN I WAS A DRINKER

START THE NIGHT OFF WITH 1 EVERCLEAR AND 7-UP
AFTER THAT ANYTHING TASTED GOOD TO ME.

USUALLY DRANK KAMIKAZI'S, OR ABSOLUTE CITRON, OR QUERVO GOLD 1800..
 
STUNNAH: "Man, I ain't touchin that sh*#. You do it.!"

cache: "Okay, just hold his hands still..."

STUNNAH: "Okay... what the...  HE GOT A BOTTLE!!!"

cache: "Watchout!! I'll get it!!"

cache grabs the bottle...  before anybody gets hurt, cache depletes the substance in the bottle so nobody can get hurt.


STUNNAH: "WOW Cache!! That was close! How did you save us??"

cache: "Just doin' my job chief, doin' my job..."

On the way back to the station.........

STUNNAH: "Hey cache, you handled that pretty well."

cache: "Yea, was wonderin when we would get back. Need 3B ta show us to the strip."

STUNNAH: "What strip? The one where we race our bikes?"

cache: "Nah, where they strip the slow ass bikes for our new parts."

STUNNAH: "Oh, well... Big B won't let me go there anymore. You can represent though, cache. Okay?"

cache: "Sure, but as always, ....  you da man... you da man..!"
Cache,

That's a fairly accurate scenario...LOL
 
STUNNAH: "Man, I ain't touchin that sh*#. You do it.!"

cache: "Okay, just hold his hands still..."

STUNNAH: "Okay... what the...  HE GOT A BOTTLE!!!"

cache: "Watchout!! I'll get it!!"

cache grabs the bottle...  before anybody gets hurt, cache depletes the substance in the bottle so nobody can get hurt.


STUNNAH: "WOW Cache!! That was close! How did you save us??"

cache: "Just doin' my job chief, doin' my job..."

On the way back to the station.........

STUNNAH: "Hey cache, you handled that pretty well."

cache: "Yea, was wonderin when we would get back. Need 3B ta show us to the strip."

STUNNAH: "What strip? The one where we race our bikes?"

cache: "Nah, where they strip the slow ass bikes for our new parts."

STUNNAH: "Oh, well... Big B won't let me go there anymore. You can represent though, cache. Okay?"

cache: "Sure, but as always, ....  you da man... you da man..!"
Cache,

That's a fairly accurate scenario...LOL
well i really must say that story was induced by a foreign substance...
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glad ya thought it was okay.
 
gave the heavy drinkin up long time ago, back then not one but two 64oz bottles of old english just to get started.

now it kodiak,rooster chewing tobbacco and Haggen daazs
vanilla fudage
 
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