WAL-Mart to begin Producing it's own Wine...

[Revlis]

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Walmart customers soon will be able sample
a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest
retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California,
to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While
wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand
wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said
Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in
Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, here we
go:

The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ....

1. Nasti Spumante

Another entry was "Sam's Shiraz". The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it
can be served with white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).

 

[moondog]

Ain't it great? I was able to get our whole trailer park on the test progam.... some of the best wine ever to come out of a box! Note: the nascarberne' does not go with the wife's skunk inard stew, made cousin Audie sick as a dog. It came a shootn' out the other end. Just blind luck, most of it hit the dog....

 

[Revlis]

Ain't it great? I was able to get our whole trailer park on the test progam.... some of the best wine ever to come out of a box! Note: the nascarberne' does not go with the wife's skunk inard stew, made cousin Audie sick as a dog. It came a shootn' out the other end. Just blind luck, most of it hit the dog....

He he... Sorry to hear about your run of bad luck... Maybe the Peanut Noir, would be more suitable? I think it'll be a good year for it...

 

[paineless4u]

hey man don't knock it, them 5 dollar bottles are good as hell!!!!!!!!


Here in Italy

 

[Mikey D]

I hear nuff whyning all day long.

 

[justintime2]

 

[moondog]

more good news...when ma went to pickin' ticks off the above mentioned dog, they was all gone! Looks like we've finally found a niche for Audie....the calls are pouring in. He can finally quit down at the contagious disease research lab in Pine Bluff. My question is: does this make him a bonafide Wal-Mart vendor? I'ma thinkin' one of those new two story doublewides may be in our future!!



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