VAbusa rode a horse

yamahor

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Michelle on horseback.


Michelle decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but Michelle begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the horse's side anyway.The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, Michelle attempts to leap a way from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....




Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello


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I am SO corner bound for telling her story...

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Nice knowing you Yamahor, luckily it is the weekend and you have one more day to live, so
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Doh! You weren't supposed to tell!
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It's been nice knowing ya, Ben!
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Oh sure ya bunch of WUSSIES!!!! Am I the only one with enough guts to stand up to 'Chelle, or am I that dumb? Pssshhh... I know, I'm not dumb, ya wussies.

C'mon Kevin, you and I can keep the manliness in this thread.
 
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