Tell the truth fellas. You'd wipe your ass with a handfull of dried leaves if you had to, huh?
Wouldn't you? WOULDN'T YOU!!!??
Well, I'd probably use your shirt first, THEN leaves, but yeah, you got a point. But, I'm the King of my castle and I do what I need to keep my Queen happy, and rolling over the top/front makes life less annoying in one tiny way for the both of us. So, what I say, goes! [pounds chest]