True Story..............

delboy

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A Tamworth farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.



The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialled the subscribers' house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.



Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signalling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

This demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

So, carry on as usual!!
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funny story - It's been a long time since I last heard it.

Would the completed circuit - wet ground, up through the dog's leg, I'm assuming, to the collar and chain, been enough to kill the dog?

I seem to remember an episode of Mythbusters where they were testing the "peeing on the third rail" myth.....

I'll admit, I'm a dummy when it comes to electrical stuff.
 
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