katman
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Once again It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty
word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the
woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them.
The beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker
lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, and
replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever
poked my pecker into.'
word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the
woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them.
The beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker
lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, and
replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever
poked my pecker into.'
