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"A Gasoline Substitute"


A man was riding his busa down the road and ran out of gas. As he sat on the side of the rode, a bee landed on the tank.

The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?

"I'm out of gas."

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.

Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his bike and into his gas tank.

After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

"Try it now," said one bee.

The man hit the ignition and the bike started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?





The bee answered,.... "BP."

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Another gas joke: A woman pulls into a station and sees that she needs to prepay. She goes into the office and opens her purse, realizing she didn't have much cash. Sheepishly, she asks for two dollars worth. The attendant farts and hands her a reciept.
 
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