A blonde went into a global message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $400 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in France!" The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" "Yes, absolutely anything" the blonde promised. With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room and ordered her to "Come in and close the door." She did. He then said, "Get on your knees." She did. Then he said, "Take down my zipper." She did. He said, "Go ahead... take it out." She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!" The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO ... MOM?
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- Thread starter sirUKbusa
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I sent this to my Mom with the subject My sister is trying to get ahold of you.
Waiting for the response.
CorrodedAlien
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ah hahahahahahahhahaha.
This one is for VaBusa [/QUOTE]
Flame me if you want. Tell me I cant take humor... but This topic is not named right!!! This is not in the right taste, and I feel you are disrespecting Mich by putting her name in the tpoic line for this kind of humor
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Flame me if you want. Tell me I cant take humor... but This topic is not named right!!! This is not in the right taste, and I feel you are disrespecting Mich by putting her name in the tpoic line for this kind of humor
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Location: Hayabusa.org Posted: July 24 2005,02:32
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This one is for VaBusa
Flame me if you want. Tell me I cant take humor... but This topic is not named right!!! This is not in the right taste, and I feel you are disrespecting Mich by putting her name in the tpoic line for this kind of humor [/QUOTE]
Dont worry bout Michelle, Playa. The lil lady can hold her ground like a statue. I just cant wait to see the come back from her on this one.
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Location: Hayabusa.org Posted: July 24 2005,02:32
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This one is for VaBusa
Flame me if you want. Tell me I cant take humor... but This topic is not named right!!! This is not in the right taste, and I feel you are disrespecting Mich by putting her name in the tpoic line for this kind of humor [/QUOTE]
Dont worry bout Michelle, Playa. The lil lady can hold her ground like a statue. I just cant wait to see the come back from her on this one.
BaybeBusa04
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that was a good one...but since im blonde too...I have to try to find a good one for you guys now!!!
