Things to not say to LEO

[SHADiGUY1]

LEO pulls you over and says do you know how fast you were going.

Answer: Why you wanna Race?

Anyone else have any lol

 

[BUSA_CHeMiST]

One of my fav's

Cop set up running radar clocks a kid doin just over 90 in an 60. Flips on lights and sirens and pulls the kid over...
COP: Hehe, kid, I've been waitin for you to come by all day!
KID: Well, i got here as fast as i could!!

 

[SHADiGUY1]

lol nice.!

 

[hajii]

oldie, but a goodie:

LEO: Your eyes are red; have you been drinking?

Answer: Your eyes are glazed; you been eatin' donuts?

 

[SHADiGUY1]

lol!!!!

 

[edubb1971]

 

[Projekt]

 

[JBradley0181]

LOL

 

[suzuki4life]

true story....if you get stopped for speeding...do NOT tell the cop that Jesus took the wheel so give him the ticket. That was a rough ride in the patrol car to the hospital.

 

[twotonevert]

Yeah, and dont say, "My taxes pay your salary".

 

[twotonevert]

Talk to them about their cars. The new Charger officers like to talk about them. We have several new BMW bikes on the local force, have yet to visit with one of those guys.

 

[vincent]

LEO: why you driving so fast son?

You: Heard new doughnut shop opened up and wanted to try them before y'all got there.

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Leo: 20 over the speed limit, your getting a ticket

Driver: Why did you pull me over? There are many other going faster out here

Leo: You ever been fishing before son?

Driver: Uh, yeah...

Leo: You can't catch 'em all out here either

 

[frisbee]

Your wife just called and said you were at work and to come over right away!

 

[loboboy]

LEO- give me a good reason why you are in such a hurry and would not stop for me?

Perp- My ex wife ran off with a cop and I thought you were trying to bring her back.

 

[lazy boy]

Sometimes while excited I get mixed up. leo "do you know why I pulled you over." My answer" I guess I was expeeding the seed limit" then I had to blow into the little tube.

 

[Projekt]

Talk to them about their cars. The new Charger officers like to talk about them. We have several new BMW bikes on the local force, have yet to visit with one of those guys.

They sure do like to tout the abilities of the Charger... I chatted with one in Chicago some time back. Was real excited when I was checking out his car
Him: "What are you doing man?"...
Me: "I'm admiring your Charger.. heard these things are fast"
Him: smiling "yeah they're great, i've had it up to 150mph"
Me:"Seriously? Wow, didn't know they could do that, just don't try to catch a Busa rider" Wink wink...

 

[ThunderJohn]

LEO: Do you know how fast you were going?

ME: Not fast enough....

 

[vman1300]

True story:

Cop: Did you know you were speeding?

Friend I was in the car with: No sir, but I passed a few people that were....


Cop let him go.....

 

[blackestbusa]

Talk to them about their cars. The new Charger officers like to talk about them. We have several new BMW bikes on the local force, have yet to visit with one of those guys.

They sure do like to tout the abilities of the Charger... I chatted with one in Chicago some time back. Was real excited when I was checking out his car
Him: "What are you doing man?"...
Me: "I'm admiring your Charger.. heard these things are fast"
Him: smiling "yeah they're great, i've had it up to 150mph"
Me:"Seriously? Wow, didn't know they could do that, just don't try to catch a Busa rider" Wink wink...

A few years ago a group of us got pulled over....  After the standard document checks the officer looked at us dead seriously and said.."it's a good thing ya'll didn't try to run.  This isn't a regular car, it's the Police Interceptor model" and he promptly patted the hood of his Crown Vic.  There wasn't a bike smaller than an R1 with us. It took all we had not to die laughing....

 

[Procharger]