Things stuck in my head.

GMbusa

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There i was minding my own business, at work, polishing up some stone for a countertop and it hits me. That big butt song from Sir Mixalot starts jamming in my head. It was like someone in my brain decided to turn on their boombox.
So, after a few minutes i felt the need to stand up and pronounce to my co-workers that i like big butts and i cannot lie, cause no homebrother can denigh. Then came the whiteboy dance. I think i scared'em.
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It's worse when i'm riding. I've been known to do the robot while riding down the road. You know that one move where your arm is dangling. Think Herbie Hancock.
 
Wish I had video of my best friend singing that for you...she sings it all of the time LOL
 
Yeah - Thanks! *now* I'm singing:

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy...."
 
Look out..... Busting out the cabbage patch move... doing the runningman.
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You guys are right...... I'm not right in the head.
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(omslaw @ Oct. 12 2006,14:24) Yeah - Thanks!  *now* I'm singing:

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy...."
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
 
Great song!!

The one I could never find was the one where the chorus goes,

"Give her to me,
I want her desperately.
Big fat and round,
I'm gonna love every pound!"

--Wag--
 
All right...someone post the famous "big butt/hiked up mini on the back of the bike" picture........I can't find it.....
 
I dont know....somethings weird going on here. Ever since Pandem1c came back from Fla (Disney/jail) people have been acting strange. Like some kind of contagious disease. Singing some big butt song and the robot dance...U people need help, major help!
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Heheheh. I have this perfect video that would go great with that song but I think the Captain would boot me off this site.
About the song playing in the head, I do it all the time. Thats the only thing that keeps me going at work....the music playing and the nice mommies walking in front of my bus in NYC.
 
The other day "Dancing queen" by ABBA was in my head. I was like WTF?
 
I've also been at the doc's office a few times this week and they play that crap all the time.
 
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