ditchdr
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Everyone here knows my fear of snakes. Dang things are pure worthless to me. Not to mention they stalk me.
Well I do have some other fears, so sure fel free to make fun of me, but here they are
Gnomes, they give me the willies. Even if a expidea ad comes on I change the channel..
Stuffed animals that have no eyes.. I will cross the street to get away from them..
Now that you know this, I can start my story.
Saturday I go to mow a lawn, I pull up and the neighbor ( whos drive way is the proprety line) has a gnome army lined up on the drive way. I kid you not there were 30 or 40 of them creepy ass things. I call the customer tell him I will be back later. Go back at 6pm Gnomes are gone, start mowing and seems I run across a snake in the lawn. I use a stick and toss it into the ditch over the back fence. So all weekend I have the willies from Saturday night.
Start my mowing route today, First lawn I get to the home owner is out side, seems he has 2 pet red tail boa's.. Yeah told him im not getting out of my truck untill them things are locked in the house.
Half way through the day I go to sweet miss Normads home. Lady is 80 something years old ,and just the sweetest lady you have ever met. I usually talk to her for a few min before I take care of the lawn. She tells me she got a few new statues for the back yard. She has all kinds cement statues in her back yard. Kind of reminds me of a terracotta army at times.. Well guess what she has now? Thats right the start of a Gnome collection. I tell her they give me the creeps and she laughs. Then so knows I am serious. Well by the time i get done with the front and move into the back lawn, I notice she has put a black moving blanket over them lol..
2 lawns later I am mowing by a pond and come face to face with a mess of cotton mouth snakes.. Good thing I did not step off the mower of my ass would have been bitten!!!!
So folks they are ganging up on me.. Next thing you know there will be little lawn gnomes holding eyeless stuffed animals around a snake pit in every lawn..
Well I do have some other fears, so sure fel free to make fun of me, but here they are
Gnomes, they give me the willies. Even if a expidea ad comes on I change the channel..
Stuffed animals that have no eyes.. I will cross the street to get away from them..
Now that you know this, I can start my story.
Saturday I go to mow a lawn, I pull up and the neighbor ( whos drive way is the proprety line) has a gnome army lined up on the drive way. I kid you not there were 30 or 40 of them creepy ass things. I call the customer tell him I will be back later. Go back at 6pm Gnomes are gone, start mowing and seems I run across a snake in the lawn. I use a stick and toss it into the ditch over the back fence. So all weekend I have the willies from Saturday night.
Start my mowing route today, First lawn I get to the home owner is out side, seems he has 2 pet red tail boa's.. Yeah told him im not getting out of my truck untill them things are locked in the house.
Half way through the day I go to sweet miss Normads home. Lady is 80 something years old ,and just the sweetest lady you have ever met. I usually talk to her for a few min before I take care of the lawn. She tells me she got a few new statues for the back yard. She has all kinds cement statues in her back yard. Kind of reminds me of a terracotta army at times.. Well guess what she has now? Thats right the start of a Gnome collection. I tell her they give me the creeps and she laughs. Then so knows I am serious. Well by the time i get done with the front and move into the back lawn, I notice she has put a black moving blanket over them lol..
2 lawns later I am mowing by a pond and come face to face with a mess of cotton mouth snakes.. Good thing I did not step off the mower of my ass would have been bitten!!!!
So folks they are ganging up on me.. Next thing you know there will be little lawn gnomes holding eyeless stuffed animals around a snake pit in every lawn..