the hood math test

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City Of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam

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CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME_ _

GANG/CREW NAME


1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out
of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of
The rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks
per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack
habit?

4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
Make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain
The 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,
And $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Tom got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If
His common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
Money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
Average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with
3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his
Gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat.
If LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed
the Boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph,
Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his
piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

 

[SnapAttack]

Answers:
1. One. If he does it right.

2. Depends how he cuts it.

3. Magicians don't make that kind of money.

4. Depends on his habit.

5. Desmonds getting ripped off.

6. Enough to buy a gun and shoot the ho.

7. One. Starting with "Dear" and ending in "Yours Truly".

8. 20% per child of all illegally obtained revenue.

9. If she lives in New York (or my house) as many as the snake can eat.

10. He got whacked before taking the board. No one carries an unloaded gun.

 

[dre]

 
   
    City Of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam

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CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME_ _

GANG/CREW NAME


1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out
of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of
The rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks
per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack
habit?

4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
Make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain
The 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,
And $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Tom got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If
His common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
Money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
Average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with
3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his
Gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat.
If LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed
the Boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph,
Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his
piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

You sure that this is not the Galvetraz, Tejas test you were given?

 

[Devious]

 
   
    City Of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam

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CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME_ _

GANG/CREW NAME


1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out
of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of
The rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks
per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack
habit?

4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
Make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain
The 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,
And $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Tom got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If
His common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
Money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
Average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with
3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his
Gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat.
If LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed
the Boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph,
Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his
piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

You sure that this is not the Galvetraz, Tejas test you were given?

I have seen this test in Corpus Christi...
Only it was in SPANISH...

David

 

[SnapAttack]

Good to see you bouncing around Dre...

 

[dre]

Good to see you bouncing around Dre...

Yep

 

[rubber2burn]

Good to see you bouncing around Dre...

+1

 

[FastBusa]

 

[pbghost]

I keep telling the kids that you need math skills anywhere you go

 

[bacharles]

 

[frisbee]

 

[Revlis]

Well is this racist bullcrap or humor???

Sort of smacks of both...

I dunno... Yay YOU! I guess??? Just kinda Lame.

 

[Revlis]

Found some light reading for "Ya'll". It's mostly pictures, you should be OK... Pretty certain it's right up "ya'lls" ally.

 

[dre]

Well is this racist bullcrap or humor???

Sort of smacks of both...

I dunno...  Yay YOU!  I guess???  Just kinda Lame.

I took this as kinda racist & I didn't find it funny. I was wondering

. This leads to other posts with hateful stereotypes for some. I think that we need to stick to RIDING.

 

[Revlis]

Right, that's kinda what I thought. So yeah... Lets not do the racist, hate jokes cool Folks?

If you have to post em' up and share em' cause your bored find a different forum.

We can discuss race, I dunno why not we go round and round about Christianity, but if we do it needs to be a discussion, not ignorance.